15.10.10

What I miss the most. 2- Shaved armpits

Na it's not an urban legend... French girls don't shave their armpits (not all of them of course…not all French girls I mean eh?).

and trust me, it's not a detail, it can ruin a life in some cases...

I met a French girl in a club on my first year in Paris. The girl was sexy and funny… so i hit on her and started 10 conversations at the same time (classic efficient level 1 pick-up technique).

Anyways… later on, the DJ played a Latino song. So I wanted to move to the next level (and practice my basic salsa figures… level 2 pick-up technique)… So I invited her to dance…

Have you ever tried salsa figures with “hairy armpits” (the girl’s new nickname… am I not creative?)… and yeah when you notice that “feature”, the girl becomes a detail… the armpits hypnotise you, and they’re all you can see … they haunt you at night… I was this close from seeing a psy the next day...

This wouldn't happen in Lebanon, would it?... Lebanese girls even shave their eyebrows!

5 comments:

  1. Once I was on a train, and in front of me a lady was sitting and then she decides to take her suitcase that was above me and i then i discovered the jungle in her armpits...and i couldn't stop staring at her all the time, i had to move places, because i was eating...

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  2. So you know what i'm talking about... and you know, when i'm in a restaurant in paris and see a hair in my food, i always wonder witch part of the cook's body sent me a warning...
    Tony

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  3. hahahahahhahahaha
    thats disgusting !!
    thats why I LOVE LEBANON !!

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  4. mon mari vient de me demander "comment tu peux rigoler autant sur un truc que tu lis..." et j'ai même pas bu ce soir!

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  5. demande lui de nous lire, il te comprendra :p
    ... eh merci pour tes commentaires btw.
    Tony

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